Macanamera reminded me

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 06/24/2016 at 22:28 • Filed to: None

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This is an actual conversation my dad had with some drunk person who texted him (wrong number). It was last year, but still makes me laugh.

scoob > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 22:38

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Only a super douche bag would not put “douche” and “bag” together in the same word.

Urambo Tauro > scoob 06/24/2016 at 22:42

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And there should be a hyphen after “super”.

Spridget > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 22:54

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“limp dick pussy transpire bruse banner groupy chode licken cock sucker”

What?

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 22:54

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I just like how they apologize at the end HAHAAH

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Spridget 06/24/2016 at 23:10

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I haven’t the foggiest. it’s Drunkspeak.

Spridget > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 23:14

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It’s just a random collection of insults put together with poor grammar and bad spelling.

E90M3 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 23:24

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This happened to me once

macanamera > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/24/2016 at 23:26

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it was my first time drinking jäger

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > E90M3 06/24/2016 at 23:29

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It was some coincidence that I got a text from an unknown number this morning, the same day that oppo posts theirs. I shouldve messed with him

NeedForSwede > Spridget 06/25/2016 at 00:57

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They meant Bruce Banner maybe? Who knows

Hot Takes Salesman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/25/2016 at 02:20

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Nah cocksucker doesn't need to be hyphenated. Sick burn tho